Soap Qui Peut! - Diamond from Dark Moon Starlight

[yue_akuma]

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Comments

[secretly-kanna.livejournal.com]

Jae: *is now veery jealous of Min*
Chun: *is very jealous too.*
Heechul: *also very jealous for no reason*
Ho: *is very perplexed at another appearance*
Junho: It's been a while since we've been here.
Jae: Yeah, it has. Let me get you some cookies Umma just baked.
Junho: Yum.
Ando: How's your zapping practice?
Ho: *is looking at the floor*
Ando: *glares at Ho* you're not skipping on them, are you?
Chun: Is that the thing he's supposed to do everytime the alarm rings at 3AM?
Jay: Yeah.
Chun: Oh, well then, he's not doing it. He woke up at that ungodly hour and humps Jae instead.
Ando: *is really mad*
Andochu: *electrocution*
Ho: *is zapped*
Chun: Hi pikachu!
Pikachu: Pika!
PikaChun: *ogles each other*
Su: *DEATHLY jealous of the Pikachu*
Pikachu: *is unrelenting*
PikaSu: *hips vs cheeks battle*
Min: *is still cutely asleep in your arms*
Jae: *is getting more and more jealous.*

[yue-akuma.livejournal.com]

MD : *puts Min in a bed next to Tae*
Jae : I WANT HUG TOO! D:
MD : *sighs* Okay! *hugs*
Jae : *is happy*
Ho : *is zapped and jealous*
PikaSu : *are still fighting*
Chun : *doesn't care and goes to raep Junho*
Su : OMG NOEZ D:
Ando : Yunho you have to make me proud! You'd better practice your zapping!
Jay : Yup, or else he will wake up every morning and zapp you if you don't get up.
Ho : D:
MD : Jae, go and help your hubby...
Jae : *hugs more* DO NOT WANT
Ho : DDDDD:
Pikachu : *hugs Ho*

[secretly-kanna.livejournal.com]

Su: AHAH! CHANCE! *hits pikachu hard while he's hugging ho*
Pikachu: *defeat*
Su: MUHWAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!
Junho: Just because my wife is mad with Min and decided not to appear in the last comment doesn't mean you can rape me, chun.
Chun: *not caring. tries to jump at Junho*
Junho: *fighting stance*
Chun: *is scared*
Junho: Yeah. That's why she picks me.
Su: Yeah! That's my bro!
Juncest: *high fives*
Chun: *raeps Su now that's he's no longer fighting*
Su: *squeals*
Jae: *goes to sleep*
Ho: *tries to pounce on Jae*
Ando: OH NO YOU DON'T. *takes Ho's ear and drag him to a chair.*
Jay: here comes the nag.
Ando: *lectures for 2 hour straight*

[yue-akuma.livejournal.com]

MD : LOLZ XDDD
Ho : DDD:
Jay : *sits on a bench*
MD : *sits next to him*
Jay : Popcorn?
MD : Yes, thanks. *noms pop corn*
YooSu : *smut*
JaeMinTae : *sleep*
YunAndo : *lectures*
Junho : *sits next to us*
JayMD : *hand popcorn*
Junho : Thanks *noms popcorn*

[secretly-kanna.livejournal.com]

B: *finally appears, sits between you and Junho*
Junho: How's the kids?
B: Dead asleep.
Jay: *looks at me cautiously*
B: I did not kill them. They're so asleep, they're like dead.
Jay: *runs to check on the kids*
B: It's so easy to play a trick on him.

[yue-akuma.livejournal.com]

MD : Poor Jay. You're going to make him hate you.
Junho : *puts his head on your shoulder and fall asleep*
Jay : *comes back* They're really sleeping.
MD : ...let's do the same?
Jay : Ok.
MD : *puts her head on your other shoulder* 'night then.
Jay : *puts his head on my shoulder* Yeah, the same.

[secretly-kanna.livejournal.com]

B:....
Junho: *snores*
B:....
Junho: *snores*
B: Obviously this guy forgot the fact that he's muscled, big, and HEAVY.
Junho: *snores*
B: I wasn't made for this.
Jay: *snores*
B: Oh good lord.
Junho's head: *slips and falls into my lap*
Junho: *still asleep*
B: *writhes in silent pain.* THAT'S GONNA LEAVE A MARK.
Junho: *asleep*
Kids: *asleep*
Jay: *asleep*
You: *asleep*
B: *finally asleep*



Min: UMMA! TAE'S BEEN KIDNAPPED!!

[yue-akuma.livejournal.com]

MD : *bitchslaps Min* HEY DON'T SHOUT! SHE NEEDS SOME REST!
Min : D:
MD : ...So, what's the big deal?
Min : Tae's been kidnapped!! D:
MD : ...Okay, your mother will kill us both if we don't find him.
MDMin : *begin to search around*
Junho : *wakes up* WTF are you doing?
Min : DDDD: UPPAAAAAA
MD : Hmm?... OH SHIT -- I mean, hey, Junho, how are you? ^^;
Junho : ...where's Tae?
Min : DDD: *hides behind me*
MD : Er... well... ^^;

[secretly-kanna.livejournal.com]

Junho: Find him. That's all I can say. You know what happens if she woke up to this.
Min: YES! YES!
Junho: *carries me to the bedroom bridal-style so I won't wake up*
Min: We have to be quick!
Jae: *suddenly hugs Min* I'm still sleepy...
Su: Is it morning already?
Min: Guys, wake up! We need to find Tae! He's been kidnapped!
Su: What? Maybe it's a trick. Let's go back to sleep...
Jae: (0 w 0 ) we need to find him like NAO.
Min: See! *whispers* thank god Umma's asleep!
Jae: *whispers too* Nice, now let's find the boy!
Su: *whispers too* should we wake up ho and chun?
Min: No! those semes won't help at all at this kind of problems.
Su: Oh yeah, right.
Jae: Go uke!
JaeMinSu: UKE POWER FTW! *splits up to search*


Junho: *put me to bed*
B: *still asleep*
Junho: *kisses cheeks*
B: *giggles in sleep*

[yue-akuma.livejournal.com]

Junho : *gets out of the bedroom* *turns to face me*
MD : ... è_é *is not very happy*
Junho : ...what?
MD : DON'T KISS MY WIFEY WHEN I'M NOT THERE! èè_______éé
Junho : DDD:
JaeMinSu : *still searching for Tae*
Tae : *giggles, is in fact in the bad next to you*
JayAndoChunHo : *are snoring loudly*
MD : *is running after Junho like a jealous husband*
Junho : *runs to escape the wrath of the jealous husband*

[secretly-kanna.livejournal.com]

okay. here's what i actually wanted to write on the last part of my comment.
B: *is asleep*
Tae: *whispers* yay umma! *snuggles next to me*
B: *sleepishly hugs Tae*
Tae: *giggles to sleep*

and then you posted the same thing.
IZ OUR MIND CONNECTED NAO?!?!

Su: Is she chasing my brother?
Jae: Don't bother. She'll chase you too if you help him.
Min: I still can't find him! Look under the mat!
JaeSu: *lifts welcome mat*
Jiro:...Hi.
Su: Ew. Stalker.
Jae: *looks at Ho* some husband you are.
Su: Just keep looking. He's more trouble when he's awake.
Jae: Yeah. He would be like, "Raep tiem nao?"
Ho: *suddenly wakes up* DID I HEAR RAEP?!
Su: *shoots tranquilizer darts*
Ho: *fell back to sleep*
Min: Amazing.
Su: Kenyan skills.

B: *feels something tickling her*
Tae: *drools*
B: *feels loved that you get jealous on her*
Tae: *mumbles something* Waffle syrup.
B: It's Maple syrup, dear.
Tae: *drools again*
B: *covers Tae with blanket then goes back to sleep*

[yue-akuma.livejournal.com]

OMG YAY MIND CONNECTION! :DDDD

MD : *gets tired of running so stops* Where are the zapping skilled when you need them?
Said Zapping Skilled : *snore loudly*
MD : ... *facepalms*
JaeMinSu : *search again*
Junho : *hides far away*
MD : So, did you find Tae?
Jae : Nope. Umma will kill us.
Min : DDDD:
Su : T_T
MD : *comforts everybody* Okay, we need to make a plan...
Jay : Need help?
MD : GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MOTHER FUCKING HELL DON'T APPEAR LIKE THAT!!! DDD: You scared the hell out of me!
JaeMinSu : *ROFLCOPTER TO THE ROOF*
Jay : ...well you were so loud you woke me up. So let's go search the kid before the other raepers get awake too.
Ho : *suddenly awake* DID I HEAR RAEP?
Jae : *glare skills*
Ho : *turns to stone* *falls asleep in the stone*
MD : Okay, let's go back to work guys...

[secretly-kanna.livejournal.com]

B: Would you guys like some pancakes before you go out?
JaeMinSu: *screams bloody murder*
Jay: ROFLCOPTAAH.
Tae: *is eating waffles with maple syrup*
JaeMinSu: *screams bloody murder*
Bloody Murder Orchestra: *sings beautifully*
Jay: *raps*
B:...do you want pancakes or not?
JaeMinSuJayJunho: *runs to the table.*
B: *Serves hot pancakes* So, why was everybody running around?
Min:....
Su: Well, actually,
Jae: we thought Tae was kidnapped.
B: What makes you think that?
Min: He was gone from his bed!
B: minnie, he was scared because you talk in your sleep.
Min:...oh. *blush*
Tae: It's true! He said something like, "I want Jay up my ass" or "Teddy don't touch me that way" and something.
Min: *almost cries*
B: *peeks into min's ears*
Jae: What are you doing?
B: checking if his brain is still functioning after I do this.
Min: *drops unconscious.*
Cattle Prod: *done zapping*
B: *drags Min to bed*
Min's Laptop: *has a note stuck on it* Don't tell umma. I put those hentai games in here. Jae.
Jae: *eyes went as big as dinner plates*
B: *is cradling the sleeping Min*
B's Mind: *Went psychotic like mirotic*


Su: Who's Teddy?
Tae: *realizes something* HE DIDN'T MEAN MR. TEDDY RIGHT?!?! *runs to check on his giant teddy bear*

[yue-akuma.livejournal.com]

MD : O______O when the hell did you wake up?... Oh well nevermind.
Jae : *hides behind the stoned-sleeping Ho*
MD : *goes to check on Min* Honey, don't be so harsh with the poor kids... He's still a baby.
Su : I still wonder who's Teddy.
Junho : Who knows?
Jay : Do I talk in my sleep?
MD : Yes. Last time I heard you talk you were asking Ando for some DBSM things.
Jay : *hides behind his plate*
Junho : You're both lucky that Tae is in his room.
MD : I know, shut up and eat. *runs on the pancakes because she loves it to death*

[secretly-kanna.livejournal.com]

B: *is hugging the sleeping Min like a teddy bear*
Su: Whoops. She's gone nuts.
Jae: *screams on a high pitch*
Tae: Is that "Love in the ice"?
Jae: Well yes, Tae. Very good.
Tae: *smiles*
B: *licks Min's ears*
Su: 0_________________0
Jae: *calls mental hospital*
Jay: Can I have some congee?
Junho: Just eat the pancakes.
Chun: *yawns. is being awake by natural means*
Ho: *still snores*
Ando: *awoken by the smell of pancakes*
Jay: here. *spoon-fed Ando*
AndoJay: *hubby-wifey eating moments*
Junho: I wish I can do that.
Min: Okay. Let's do it. *spoon-fed Junho*
Su: Wait, what?
Jae: *gasps at the body in the floor of the bedroom*
Min: Tae, get out of the room.
Tae: Okay hyung.
Min: That's Umma to you.
Tae: Huh?
Jae: HUH?
Min: MUHWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
B: I ARE INSIDE CHANGMIN.
Jae: Is she a freaking alien or something?!
Su: *prays to god*
Tae: Umma is Alien? Can I be Predator?
Min: No, Tae. Then we'll fight if that happens.
Tae: Okay. What do I get to be then?
Min: Taemin, the youngest member of the family that is supposed to go to his belly-dancing practice like, NAO.
Tae: *looks at clock* I'm late! Ms. Shakira will be mad at me again!
B: Bye baby! *gives Tae a kiss*
Tae: Bye hyung! *runs out of the house*
Min: That's UMMA to you. *looks at Jae* And you too.
Chun: *is busy eating pancakes* What do I get to call you? Uke?
Min: No, YOU CALL ME LORD. *breathes fire*
B: I'm in here so you can't play tricks on this son ever again.
Min: So until you all worship me, I shall not leave this body.
ChunSuJaeJay: *bows to the ground*
Min: PERFECT. MUHWAHAHAHAHA.
B: *returns back to body*
Junho: Now I remember. She's practicing spirit-travelling.

[yue-akuma.livejournal.com]

MD : O_____________________O that was fucking scary.
Min : Please Umma don't do this again! T_T
MD : *goes to Chunnie* Hey there son, slept well?
Chun : Yup.
MD : What about you Ando?
Ando : *is too busy being spoon-fed by Jay*
Jay : *is giggling*
JaeSuJunhoChunMinMD : O_______O
MD : OKAYZ, NOW IT'S OVER, ANDO YOU WON'T TURN MY JAY INTO A GIRL!!!
Jay : *is being snatched away from Ando*
Ando : O__O *doesn't understand*
MD : *to Jay* Now be a manly man and rap.
Jay : *sings*
MD : OMG NOOEZ!!! D:
Chun : *hugs me* T's'okay, don't worry...
MD : *sobs* this stupid andochu turned my jay into a girl... T_T

[secretly-kanna.livejournal.com]

B: Let me fix this. If you do not change back into a man and make my hubby happy again, i'll change it for you.
Jae: How?
B: *points at Min's ears*
Min: *gasp* JUST SAY YES OR SHE'LL LICK YOUR EARS AND GO INSIDE YOU AND MAKES YOU FEEL ALL WOOZY AND THEN CONTROL YOUR BODY AND MAKE YOU GO GAGA FROM THE INSIDE!!!! NYAAAAA!!! *fell to the floor*
Jae: *claps*
Min: Thank you, I've been practicing that.
B: So?
Jay: *giggles*
B: *bitchslaps Jay*
Jay: OW! That hurts, bitch!
B: Now rap.
Jay: *raps*
Jae: *creams himself*
Min: *butt spasm*
Chun: *is proud of daddy*
Ho: *is proud of daddy too.*
B: Now run. YOU CALLED ME A BITCH.
Jay: *manly runs away*
Junho: I can't believe I married you.
B: I used the same trick on you.
Junho: REALLY?
B: No. You raped me and married me because I already have Tae in my belly.
Tae: *is on belly-dancing class*
Junho: Is that how it really happened?
B: Of course. I don't drink three liters of beer like you did.

[yue-akuma.livejournal.com]

MD : O_o ...what? you raep'd my wifey?
Su : HIDE BROTHER, SHE'S GOING TO TURN ON BERZERKER!!! D:
AndoMinJaeChun : *sit to watch and share the last pancakes*
Jay : *watches from far away*
Tae : *is still on belly-dancing class*
Ho : *is still stoned-sleeping*
Junho : *feels suddenly in danger*
Su : *feels worried for his bro*
MD : *turns berzerker* NO ONE RAEP MY WIFEY!!!
Jae : *applaudes*
Chun : *applaudes also* That's really great, isn't it?
Ando : *nods* Agreed*
Min : It's a bit scary anyway...
Jay : *applaudes from far away*

[secretly-kanna.livejournal.com]

B: *is talking on the phone with Jinki*
Jae: OMGOMGTHEY JUST WENT GLADIATOR!
Min: *claps really excitedly, looking like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZT9NN5aNCI ignore the tiffany though.*
Ando: *is LOLing*
Chun: OMGOMGLOOK NOW THEY'RE GOING FAST OR FURIOUS BATTLE!
Jay: *ROFLCOPTER from afar*
B: anybody wants to talk to Jinki?

where is he anyway?

[yue-akuma.livejournal.com]

MD : *uses the all-mighty shotgun-riffle of death*
Junho : *is defeated* x_X
Everybody : *claps happily*
MD : *takes the phone* HI THAR ALMOST-SON! Where are you? You missed the pancakes.
Jinki : ...Kei locked me up in the wardrobe.
MD : Oh well, say HI to Aslan for me then.

[secretly-kanna.livejournal.com]

B: *is supposed to study but decides to skip and goes here anyways*
Min: Umma! Go study!
Jae: Go! Study!
Tae: Umma don't be lazy!
Chun: What he said!
Junho: Wife, go study!
Su: Sis, GO STUDY!
Ho: Blah!
Jay: BlahBlah!
Ando: Just study!
B: Why do you all hate meee~~~~*looks at you* you don't hate me, riiiight?*puppy-eyes*