yue_akuma | Soap Qui Peut! - Diamond from Dark Moon Starlight

MD : O_O
Jay : *pokes* What now?
MD : Too... much... *nosebleeds*
Ando : She's definitely dead.
Jay : Yeah.
MD : Am NOT!
Jae : So what now?
MD : DO I LOOK LIKE I KNOW? *watches Su hipthrusts* *nosebleeds*
Ho : This convo is definitely incoherent.

Min: Haha, like you can actually say something cohesive.
Ho: I can!
Min: Like what?
Ho: GLUE!
Min:...well played.
Jae: Ah, whatever. I still don't believe my hubby is smart.
Ho: *almost cries*
Tae: Hey, look at me!
Everybody: *looks at taemin*
Tae: *belly dances*
Shakira: *is very proud*
Min: *applauds*
Jae: *speechless. and a little bit jealous*
Heechul: *really jealous*
Ho: *wants to eat tae*
Chun: *adores*
Su: *legally adores*
B: *departs to the next world*

MD : *applaudes* Good work Tae!
Jae : *jealous* Hey, I can do it too! *belly dances a bit*
Shakira : That's not as good.
Jae : >:[
MD : Damn, but I can belly dance... Is there no one in my sons that can do it?
JaeYooMin : *look at one another*
Chun : *tries*
MD : Not bad but not good.
Min : *tries*
MD : Better but not good.
JaeYooMin : *shrug*
MD : *cries* OMG THE ONE THING THAT COMES FROM MY GRANDMOTHER NOBODY HAS IT *cries more*
Tae : *stops bellydancing* I can pretend I'm your son...
MD : *cries some more*

B: *runs to hug you like whoa*
Jae: Let's ban belly dancing until someone from Appa's side of the family can actually do it.
TaeSuJunho: NOOO!
B: We have to. Let's respect her side.
TaeSuJunho: NOOO!
B: You guys can practice any other time, come on!
TaeSuJunho: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
B: *glares*
TaeSuJunho: *silence*
B: good.
Jae: Umma, can you dance? *teasing me*
B: *not annoyed*
Jae: Come on, is your hips made of stone? *still teasing*
Tae: I don't think you should push it.
B: *gets slightly annoyed*
Jae: Come ooooon...or are you really born with two left feet?
B: *bellydance*
Shakira: *dies of too much OSMness*
Jae: *appalled*
B: I don't spasm. I HIPTHRUST. so you better damn respect me, you twig.
Jae: *worship* orz
Tae: I told you so.

MD : *glares* Jae, I'd like you to stop teasing my wifey when YOU are not even able to belly dance.
Jae : =(
Ho : *hugs Jae*
Min : Well for once he's not raeping him...
Ho : *to Jae* Raep time now?
Min : ...guess I was wrong.
Jae : *glares at Ho*
Ho : *turns into stone*
MD : I definitely love it when you do that.
Tae : Poor Yunho hyung...

B: Serves his libido right.
Tae: What's libido?
B: an eyeliner.
Tae: Huh?
B: Yeah, see? It's a new line. apparently it has better glows.
Tae: Ooohh....
Jae: We're in a cosmetic store right now?
Min: Guess so.
Jae: *squeals excitedly*
Min: *facepalm*
Jae: Umma, look at the new lipgloss!
B: *squeals indefinitely.*
Heechul: *is all over himself*
Ho: *notices the appearance of a SuJu member*
Chun: *is taking Shakira's number*
Su: *is hitting Chun for being such a playboy*
Hiro: *is a hot librarian*
Ando: *is with jay*
Jay: *is with you*
You: *is my hubby. <3*
B: Okay guys, time to bring in your choices!
Tae: *brings the kiwi-scented skin lotion.*
Min: *takes some healthy snacks*
Jae: *is carrying two big bags filled with god knows what*
Chun: *is carrying Shakira's cell phone number*
Su: *is planning to burn it*
Ho: *is carrying a broom*
Cashier Girl: And that brings the total to...$50,000 please.
Jae: Here you go. *gives her credit card*
Min: Wait, BoA-sunbae?
B: Ah yes, hi there.
Ho: KTHXBAI. *is scared of het*
Key: I'm not BoA.
Tae: Key-umma?
Key: Baby Tae?
B: Oh-oh. SHINee reunion.

AndoJayMD : *sit somewhere and wait for you all to be done*
MD : I hate shopping.
Ando : Sometimes I wonder if you're a girl.
MD : Am not.
Ando : o_O?
MD : Am a gay guy traped in a girl body.
Jay : *facepalms*
Chun : *sits too* Yay~! I HAZ A NUMBER! :B
Su : *hits Chun* HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO ME!? D:
MD : *hugs Su* It's okay, he will never call her anyway.
Chun : *dials Shakira's number*
Su : O_O *sobs*
MD : *turn berzerker* WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING DEGENERATED SON????
Chun : D: *throws cellphone*
MD : *berzerk mode off* That's better.
Su : *hugs Chun*
Chun : *sighs and hugs Su*

B: I actually had replied on this, but the laptop i was using fucked up and in the end the reply wasn't posted.
Tae: *hugs me*
B: Oh well. *continues cooking soup*
Min: Yay dinner!
Jae: We're home already?!
Ho: Too bad we missed the car ride.
Chun: She wouldn't want to go to the trouble of writing all of you, packed in a tight car, with all your mental illness..
Ho: YOU're sick.
Chun: I know, that's why I took the helicopter.
Su: With me! *is still hugging Chun*
Jae: We have a copter?
Min: I think he meant ROFLCOPTER.
Jae: Oh, that one.
Tae: Does that explains why he's facing the wall when he's talking to us?
Su: More or less.
Chun: *pukes*
Min: EEEEEEWWWW!!!!!
Tae: YUCK!!!
Jae: GREAT!! Now I have to clean that.
Ho: *hugs Jae*
Jae: Your "act-nice-and-warm-to-get-a-piece-of-ass" is old.
Tae: Isn't he's old himself?
Ho: 25 IS NOT OLD! YET....
Tae: A-hah! *gloats in all his 15-year old cuteness*

MD : *glares* Would you please stop saying he's old? I'm 24 I remind you!
Su : *nods while patting poor Chun*
MD : O__O *goes to Chun* You okay son? You should have come on the motorbike with me...
Tae : You have a motorbike? :D
MD : Yup. And anyway I'm afraid of the height. I couldn't come in the whatev'copter.
Min : Anyway the motorbike ride was great! ^^V
Jae : You were with her?
Min : Everybody left without Uppa, so yeah.
Jae : *pouts* *is jealous*
MD : *doesn't listen, is listening to Balloons*
Ho : You should stop with this song.
MD : What, you're all so cute in the MV... ^^

B: *is more in love with her hubby*
Jae: What's up with you?
B: Chii~nagaborin...*is too happy to hear any bad comments*
Jae: Freak.
Chun: *is still a bit woozy.* are we singing balloons again?
Ho: Oh no.
Min: OH YES.
Chun: *shivers*
Tae: Why is Minnie-hyung so excited?
Su: Because, he gets to be brutal and all violent on us.
Tae: How come?
Su: IDEK. He punches Chun, he throws a block at Ho, and other physical stuffs.
Tae: *looks at the vid*
B: *realizes* BABY NO!!!
Tae: *gasps*
B: *damage control*
Su: Minnie, you've just scarred your little brother again.

MD : *sings along*
Min : *pokes* uppa...
MD : whut?
Min : ...Tae watched Balloons MV. Umma wants to kill me now.
MD : D: *hugs Min* How come he's afraid of this cute MV?
Ho : ...deer!Min is violent.
Su : Not with me.
Chun : I agree with leader-shii.
Jae : Me too.
MD : ...WELL OF COURSE HE'S VIOLENT HE'S MY SON I REMIND YOU!
YunJaeSuChun : *gasp*
Min : *clings to his uppa* *puppy eyes*
MD : *hugs Min some more*

B: *is baking cookies for Tae*
Tae: *is finally put to sleep after crying so much*
Su: He didn't hurt me at all BECAUSE WE ARE THE REAL OTP!
MinSu: *high five*
Chun: *is deadly jealouz*
Ho: *is wondering why he's the victim when he's the leader*
Jae: *is beautiful. just saying.*
Ho: *adores Jae*
Jae: *shoves Ho away*
Ho: *feels hurt*
B: *done baking.* Who wants cookies?
JaeMinSuChunHo: ME! ME! MEEEE!
JaeSuChunHo: *gets cookies*
Min: *gets a small red box* What's this?
B: *can't hear him*
Min: *open box*
Box: *explodes*
Min: *is covered with ash like cartoon ash.*
JaeSuChunHo: ROFLCOPTER.

MD : O:
Min : *sobs* Umma HATES ME! T_T
MD : *hugs Min* Honey, you shouldn't be mad with him, I'm the one who put the MV on the TV...
JaeSuChunHo : still ROFLCOPTER
MD : *glares*
JaeChun : *gasps* Sorry Umma...
SuHo : LOLZ
MD : *calls help*
Junho : JUNSU! STOP BEING AN ASSHOLE!
Su : *gasps* Sorry brother. *looks ashamed*
AndoJay : YUNHO.
Ho : ...I don't wanna be zapped! D:
Ando : Then stop.
Ho : Okay! D:
MD : *is happy that no one is laughing at her son now*
Min : *falls asleep in her arms*

Jae: *is now veery jealous of Min*
Chun: *is very jealous too.*
Heechul: *also very jealous for no reason*
Ho: *is very perplexed at another appearance*
Junho: It's been a while since we've been here.
Jae: Yeah, it has. Let me get you some cookies Umma just baked.
Junho: Yum.
Ando: How's your zapping practice?
Ho: *is looking at the floor*
Ando: *glares at Ho* you're not skipping on them, are you?
Chun: Is that the thing he's supposed to do everytime the alarm rings at 3AM?
Jay: Yeah.
Chun: Oh, well then, he's not doing it. He woke up at that ungodly hour and humps Jae instead.
Ando: *is really mad*
Andochu: *electrocution*
Ho: *is zapped*
Chun: Hi pikachu!
Pikachu: Pika!
PikaChun: *ogles each other*
Su: *DEATHLY jealous of the Pikachu*
Pikachu: *is unrelenting*
PikaSu: *hips vs cheeks battle*
Min: *is still cutely asleep in your arms*
Jae: *is getting more and more jealous.*

MD : *puts Min in a bed next to Tae*
Jae : I WANT HUG TOO! D:
MD : *sighs* Okay! *hugs*
Jae : *is happy*
Ho : *is zapped and jealous*
PikaSu : *are still fighting*
Chun : *doesn't care and goes to raep Junho*
Su : OMG NOEZ D:
Ando : Yunho you have to make me proud! You'd better practice your zapping!
Jay : Yup, or else he will wake up every morning and zapp you if you don't get up.
Ho : D:
MD : Jae, go and help your hubby...
Jae : *hugs more* DO NOT WANT
Ho : DDDDD:
Pikachu : *hugs Ho*

Su: AHAH! CHANCE! *hits pikachu hard while he's hugging ho*
Pikachu: *defeat*
Su: MUHWAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!
Junho: Just because my wife is mad with Min and decided not to appear in the last comment doesn't mean you can rape me, chun.
Chun: *not caring. tries to jump at Junho*
Junho: *fighting stance*
Chun: *is scared*
Junho: Yeah. That's why she picks me.
Su: Yeah! That's my bro!
Juncest: *high fives*
Chun: *raeps Su now that's he's no longer fighting*
Su: *squeals*
Jae: *goes to sleep*
Ho: *tries to pounce on Jae*
Ando: OH NO YOU DON'T. *takes Ho's ear and drag him to a chair.*
Jay: here comes the nag.
Ando: *lectures for 2 hour straight*

MD : LOLZ XDDD
Ho : DDD:
Jay : *sits on a bench*
MD : *sits next to him*
Jay : Popcorn?
MD : Yes, thanks. *noms pop corn*
YooSu : *smut*
JaeMinTae : *sleep*
YunAndo : *lectures*
Junho : *sits next to us*
JayMD : *hand popcorn*
Junho : Thanks *noms popcorn*

B: *finally appears, sits between you and Junho*
Junho: How's the kids?
B: Dead asleep.
Jay: *looks at me cautiously*
B: I did not kill them. They're so asleep, they're like dead.
Jay: *runs to check on the kids*
B: It's so easy to play a trick on him.

MD : Poor Jay. You're going to make him hate you.
Junho : *puts his head on your shoulder and fall asleep*
Jay : *comes back* They're really sleeping.
MD : ...let's do the same?
Jay : Ok.
MD : *puts her head on your other shoulder* 'night then.
Jay : *puts his head on my shoulder* Yeah, the same.

B:....
Junho: *snores*
B:....
Junho: *snores*
B: Obviously this guy forgot the fact that he's muscled, big, and HEAVY.
Junho: *snores*
B: I wasn't made for this.
Jay: *snores*
B: Oh good lord.
Junho's head: *slips and falls into my lap*
Junho: *still asleep*
B: *writhes in silent pain.* THAT'S GONNA LEAVE A MARK.
Junho: *asleep*
Kids: *asleep*
Jay: *asleep*
You: *asleep*
B: *finally asleep*

Min: UMMA! TAE'S BEEN KIDNAPPED!!

MD : *bitchslaps Min* HEY DON'T SHOUT! SHE NEEDS SOME REST!
Min : D:
MD : ...So, what's the big deal?
Min : Tae's been kidnapped!! D:
MD : ...Okay, your mother will kill us both if we don't find him.
MDMin : *begin to search around*
Junho : *wakes up* WTF are you doing?
Min : DDDD: UPPAAAAAA
MD : Hmm?... OH SHIT -- I mean, hey, Junho, how are you? ^^;
Junho : ...where's Tae?
Min : DDD: *hides behind me*
MD : Er... well... ^^;

Junho: Find him. That's all I can say. You know what happens if she woke up to this.
Min: YES! YES!
Junho: *carries me to the bedroom bridal-style so I won't wake up*
Min: We have to be quick!
Jae: *suddenly hugs Min* I'm still sleepy...
Su: Is it morning already?
Min: Guys, wake up! We need to find Tae! He's been kidnapped!
Su: What? Maybe it's a trick. Let's go back to sleep...
Jae: (0 w 0 ) we need to find him like NAO.
Min: See! *whispers* thank god Umma's asleep!
Jae: *whispers too* Nice, now let's find the boy!
Su: *whispers too* should we wake up ho and chun?
Min: No! those semes won't help at all at this kind of problems.
Su: Oh yeah, right.
Jae: Go uke!
JaeMinSu: UKE POWER FTW! *splits up to search*

Junho: *put me to bed*
B: *still asleep*
Junho: *kisses cheeks*
B: *giggles in sleep*

Junho : *gets out of the bedroom* *turns to face me*
MD : ... è_é *is not very happy*
Junho : ...what?
MD : DON'T KISS MY WIFEY WHEN I'M NOT THERE! èè_______éé
Junho : DDD:
JaeMinSu : *still searching for Tae*
Tae : *giggles, is in fact in the bad next to you*
JayAndoChunHo : *are snoring loudly*
MD : *is running after Junho like a jealous husband*
Junho : *runs to escape the wrath of the jealous husband*

okay. here's what i actually wanted to write on the last part of my comment.
B: *is asleep*
Tae: *whispers* yay umma! *snuggles next to me*
B: *sleepishly hugs Tae*
Tae: *giggles to sleep*

and then you posted the same thing.
IZ OUR MIND CONNECTED NAO?!?!

Su: Is she chasing my brother?
Jae: Don't bother. She'll chase you too if you help him.
Min: I still can't find him! Look under the mat!
JaeSu: *lifts welcome mat*
Jiro:...Hi.
Su: Ew. Stalker.
Jae: *looks at Ho* some husband you are.
Su: Just keep looking. He's more trouble when he's awake.
Jae: Yeah. He would be like, "Raep tiem nao?"
Ho: *suddenly wakes up* DID I HEAR RAEP?!
Su: *shoots tranquilizer darts*
Ho: *fell back to sleep*
Min: Amazing.
Su: Kenyan skills.

B: *feels something tickling her*
Tae: *drools*
B: *feels loved that you get jealous on her*
Tae: *mumbles something* Waffle syrup.
B: It's Maple syrup, dear.
Tae: *drools again*
B: *covers Tae with blanket then goes back to sleep*

OMG YAY MIND CONNECTION! :DDDD

MD : *gets tired of running so stops* Where are the zapping skilled when you need them?
Said Zapping Skilled : *snore loudly*
MD : ... *facepalms*
JaeMinSu : *search again*
Junho : *hides far away*
MD : So, did you find Tae?
Jae : Nope. Umma will kill us.
Min : DDDD:
Su : T_T
MD : *comforts everybody* Okay, we need to make a plan...
Jay : Need help?
MD : GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MOTHER FUCKING HELL DON'T APPEAR LIKE THAT!!! DDD: You scared the hell out of me!
JaeMinSu : *ROFLCOPTER TO THE ROOF*
Jay : ...well you were so loud you woke me up. So let's go search the kid before the other raepers get awake too.
Ho : *suddenly awake* DID I HEAR RAEP?
Jae : *glare skills*
Ho : *turns to stone* *falls asleep in the stone*
MD : Okay, let's go back to work guys...

Soap Qui Peut! - Diamond from Dark Moon Starlight

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