yue_akuma | Soap Qui Peut! - Diamond from Dark Moon Starlight

trust me i screamed my head off with my sister next to me. she looked at me weird while i almost ran out of air.

JAE YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME COME AND STRIP FOR YOUR APOLOGY!

Jae:...WTF?
Me: NAO.
Jae:...Hell with you.
Me: NAO OR I CALL JUNCEST BROTHERS TO SMUT YOU.

XDDDDDDD

LOLZ POOR YOU BEING SO SCARED!

JAE DO WHAT THE LADY TOLD YOU NAO!

Jae : ...you're both boring, you know that?
MD : *grumblegrumble* CHANGMIIIIIIIIIIIN! JAE STOLE YOUR FOOOOD!
Jae : O_____O oh-no-you-didn't...
MD : *evil grin*
Min : JAEJOONG-HYUNG WTF GIMME BACK MAH FOOD! >8[
Jae : *runs for his life*
Min : *runs after Jae for his food*

oh yeah, forgot to tell you.
i'm 16. not a lady yet. XD

Min: *catching up with Jae with his super-extra-sexy-long legs*
Jae: *sweating into beauty*
Min: *getting closer to Jae, almost got it*
Su: *comes out of nowhere*
Min: Do you have food?
Su: Yes I do. It's in my TRUNKS.
Jae: *managed to run away and ran straight into my butterfly net.*
Me: Kehehehe. MD, we got a big catch today!

uh? oh, don't worry, even if you were 12 i'd say lady anyway. every girls are lady i say. YAY!

MD : Well yes, but I wanted to go and watch the MinSu that is going to happen. What should I do? *thinks. hard.*
Jae : YES GO AND WATCH THEM ~~so i can escape this thing~~
MD : Umm, I think I have a better idea. MIIIIIIIIN, SUUUUUUU! THERE'S FOOD AND VIDEO GAMES HERE!
Min & Su : *come running* *catch food and games* *sit on the floor next to us*
Jae : *sobs* OMG PLEASE GOD HELP ME!
Min : You can call me Changmin, hyung. God is just a nickname.
Su & MD : *roll on the floor laughing like WOAH*

oh YAYZ! ladies just wanna have fu~un...*started singing Cyndi Lauper*

Me: YES GOD I MEAN CHANGMIN. *dies of min-cuteness, but then comes back from the grave.* ohkei then, we'll just call Yunho to rape this cute thing then.
Jae: NOEEEESSSSS!!! COSMO! WANDA! HELP MEEE!
Me: No baby, they can't poof you out of a butterfly net. *winks evilly*
Jae: EXPECTO PATRONUM!
Me:.....that's not even the right spell.
Jae: CHANGMIN I WON'T COOK FOR YOU ANYMORE IF YOU DON'T LET THIS BITCH GET OFF ME!!!
Min: *shocked gasp*
Me: honey, I make steaks. for breakfast.
Min: Go rot, Jae.
Jae: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MD : *laughs some more* OMG Jae you believe you're Harry Potter or what? You don't even have a scar!
Jae : *pouts*
MD : YUNHOOOOOO! THERE'S A JAEJOONG WHO NEEDS TO BE RAPED RIGHT HEEEEERE!
Jae : OH TEH NOEZ! D:
Yunho : *comes running* where-where-where-where...
MD : Su, can you bring me my camera please?
Su : ...donotwant.
MD : I'll ask Chunnie~ah to bottom for you...
Su : *goes dashing in the other room to find the camera*
Jae : YOU'RE ALL SOME BITCHY TRAITORS
MD : And you're in a butterfly nt, who's the dumb here?
Jae : *haz nothing to answer so sayz nothing*

Min: *pokes me* Make me steak.
Me: Only if you promise to dribble the sauce on yourself.
Min: Sure!
Me: And you can only eat it in your underwear.
Min: *starts to rethink his choices*
Jae: Come on, minnie! Turn back to my awesome cooking skills and mad beauty!!
Me: It's a 10-pound steak.
Min: I'll eat it on my bed with nothing on.
Me: Very good. Yunho, can I borrow your camera?
Ho: Okay. *pops in disapparate, and then returns* Get some good shots of his back, okay?
Jae: HOW DOES HE DO THAT?!?! WHY IS HE ABLE TO DO THAT?!?!
Me: Because baby, he has scars. Sexy ones, too.
Jae: BUT I HAVE TATTOOS! SEXIER ONES!!
Me: Shut it. you called me a bitch, so i write you dumb. get over it.
Chun: I'm not even there and he called me a bitch.
Su: CHUN! BOTTOM! NAO!
Jae: But my beauty is irreplaceable! like Beyonce!
Me: *not listening.*
Jae: HEAR ME YOU WOMAN! WHO WILL TAKE MY PLACE IF I END UP BUTTHURT?
Me: *points to a corner*
Jay:....who, me?

MD : *is almost dead laughing*
Su : *hands her camera and waits for Chun to bottom*
Min : *waits for food*
Ho : *waits for Jae!rape*
Chun : *doesn't know how the hell he ended up here*
Jae : *is going to cry*
You : *is filming*
MD : *stops laughing* *takes her camera* Thankies Susu... Now, you make a movie with Ho rapin' Jae and I make one with Chun bottoming for Su. And after that we'll make a movie with food!smut with Min.
Chun : *still doesn't how the hell he ended up here and sighs*

Me: Roger boss! *skips off to her butterfly net*
Butterfly Net: *is filled with two person*
Jae: *is being filled with Yunho*
Ho: *is filling Jae*
Me: CREAM VANILLA IS NOT FOR THOSE PURPOSES, IDIOT.
Min: *laugh at his leader's stupidity*
Me: use chocolate! it goes well with the skin color.
Min: *facepalm*
Me:~~~~and cut. now, take two. fill it with your real penis this time.
Ho: CERTAINLY.
Jae: *squeals for help*
Min: *hesitates to help*
Me: Don't. You. Dare.
Min: *freezes on spot*
Cosmo: *poofs* Jaejoong, where are youu~~ oh hello, have you seen my godchild?
Me: *still busy with filming* There.
Cosmo: Thank you! Jaejae, we need to- AAAAA! GOOD LORD JAEJOONG!
Jae: *is raped with chocolate cream and Yunho.*

...on the other side of the room...

Su : CHUN. BOTTOM. NAO.
Chun : yeah whatever... *whistles and do not bottom*
Su : ;______; buuuuut...
MD : CHUN. BOTTOM NAO OR I'LL ZAP YOUR HAIR.
Chun : O___O *runs on the bed*
Su : Yay~! :DD
Min : Can I help with anything? The raping process doesn't need me...
MD : ...yet...
Min : Uh?
MD : Nevermind. Go get some honey and a silky thing so Su can tie Chun up.
Chun : O_____O heeeeyyy I never agree on being tied!
Min : But you'll like it, you pervert.
Chun : ...damn you're right.
Su : Yay~! I TOP I TOP I TOP I TOP I TOP I TOP SQUEEEEEEEE! \^^/
Chun : Oooow, he's too cute, sorry *rapes Su*
MD : *facepalms* Damn you guys...
Min : ...do I get what you told me anyway?
MD : Yes. I'll make a take two.
Chun : *doesn't listen, too busy raping Su*
Su : *doesn't listen either, too busy being happily raped*

Me: I thought chun would be bottoming. Meh, Su is born bottom. just look at his butt.
Jae: Yeah, seriously. It's magnanimous.
Me: YUNHO I THOUGHT YOU WERE RAPING HIM. I THOUGHT YOU WERE HUMPING HIS BRAINS OUT.
Jae: You mistyped my name, babe. It's with "y".
Me: Oh. okay, now that you're here, let's get over the details and to the spot. Rape Min with food. agree?
Ando: YES.
Me: WTF-ERY?
Min: I get a threesome with BBQ sauce now?
Ho: *joygasm*
Jae: *rapegasm*
Me: *annoyedgasm* GET OUT OF THE CAMERA'S WAY, HOTTIES! GO WAIT IN A CORNER!
Min:
Jay:
Ando:
Trio: *starts smut*
Me: I NEED MORE TIME DAMMIT! *busy switching between the three and the net-pair* a little help here?

*is seriously dying from laughter, nothing new xD*

MD : *turns round* JAAAAAAAAAYYYYY??? ANDOOOO???? WTF OF THE EVIL FUCK??? O______O *catches Cosmo, gives the camera* Do not avert your eyes from Su and Chun, right?
Cosmo : ...
MD : *runs to get another camera* DO NOT WORRY I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS *is drooling like WOAH*
Min : *is too busy being raped by both guys*
Jay : *is too busy raping Min*
Ando : *find a silky rope in Min's hand and decides to use it* *ties Min*
MD : DAMNDAMNDAMN WENEEDHONEYANDCHOCOLATE *runs back to the kitchen* *comes back with food*
Min : OOOOOOOOOOOH FOOD! :DDDDDD
Jay : *facepalms*

Me: CATASTROPHIC, YUNHO. How could you do that, you ho! get your *censored* penis back in there and do the *censored* job right!
Min: *eating while being smutted.*
Ando: *humps anyway.*
Jay: *follows Ando's lead*
Chun: *busy with Su.*
Su: *busy with Chun.*
Me: *suddenly the clock struck 12* OH NOES. *ran away.*

MD : D: OMG already? *hugs you before you runs*
Ho : *doesn't care, humps*
Jae : *grumbles and waits for you to leave, hoping he will get away* *is being humped anyway*
Su : *is done raping and now process to rape Chun*
Chun : *is too tired to say anything* *is then being raped by Su*
Min : *is very happy*
Jay : *is very happy too*
Ando : *is very happy also*
MD : Okay things are in good shape now...

Me: NOT YET. *starts editing the film.*
Ho: I thought you're back being the servant girl.
Me: HELL NOEZ BABY. AT 12 O'CLOCK I NOT BE A SERVANT GIRL, I BE A BETCH.
Ho: Ah. my previous guess is right then.
Me: *bitchslap yunho*
Ho: WTFWas that for?!
Me: COZ I'M A BETCH. NOW GO AWAAY!
Min: I'm hungry.
Me: Okay, I'll make you a kebab in jiffy, okay?
Ho: HOW COME YOU'RE NOT BITCHING ON HIM?!
Me: *bitchslap yunho* BECOZ I WANT TO.

Jay : we're done?
MD : for today yes. Don't worry, I'm sure you'll do it again in another thread.
Ando : YAY~!
Junho : I DIDN'T GET TO MOLEST SU! D:<
Su : Where are you coming from anyway?
MD : Damn, we forgot the Juncest. Next time, I swear.
Su : *takes his bro in his arms* Don't worry, they always do what they say.
MD : HELL YEAH, AND EVEN MORE WHEN IT INVOLVED HOT SEX >:D
Jae : CAN I GET OUT OF THE NET NOW? >_<
MD : nope.
Jae : I HAET YOU! D:
MD : whatevs'
Chun : HEY LET'S GO WATCH THE MOVIE NOW RIGHT? :D
MD : I still have to edit it, you dumb... *rolls eyes.
Chun : Oh well. :|

Me: Patience is a virtue, Chunnie.
Su: He's practically the incarnation of Lust, no way he can have a virtue.
Chun: Kehehehehehe.
Min: I'm hungry.
Su: And here, we have Gluttony.
Ho: I need to get back to work!
Su: Greed.
Jae: GET ME OUT!
Su: Wrath.
Ando: Going to sleep.
Su: Sloth.
Jay: I WISH I CAN RAEP MIN MORE. LIKE HIS HYUNGS.
Su: Envy.
Me: And you're Pride.
Su: Precisely.
Me: *changes the background with a remote.* You know what? Church smut. Go.
Everyone: *pounce on su*
Su: JEEEBUS HELP MEE! WAIT I MEAN JESUS! AAAAA!!!!
Min: Please, refer to my professional name, "Changmin", okay?
Me: *secretly makes out with Junho.*

MD : *is rolling on the floor laughing* *takes Junho away from you and throws him in the orgy*
Jae : CAN I GET OUT NOW? I REMIND YOU THAT I CANNOT JOIN THE ORGY IF I'M STUCK HERE
MD : Oh wait... *catches Yunho* Now take care of this boy please...
Ho : YAY~!
Jae : ...again?
MD : dun care, I'll send them to you one by one.
Chun : GANG BANG YAY~!
MD : shut up and rape Su now!
Su : YEAH :D
Junho : *facepalms*
Jay : *is happy coz he can rape Min during the orgy*
MD : *takes pictures* *nosebleeds*

Me: *throws everybody into the net* done. *starts videocam*
Jae: IT'S FREAKING STUFFY IN HERE! I CANNOT BREATHE FOR LORD SAKE!!
Ho: *raeps Jae*
Jae: NYAAARRRGHH!!!
Min: I'm hungry.
Jay: Eat mine!
Min: *gives*
Jay: *happy*
Junho: I cannot see how my little brother can get in on this.
Me: just you remember you're still engaged with me when this is over.
Junho: Yes, honey.
Me: And by the way you're raping Su now.
Junho: *gasp* no wonder it's so fluffy!

MD : *takes pix again* BTW Jay don't forget that once everything's done you have to marry me again....
Jay : didn't remember we divorced...
MD : yeah we did when i discovered DBSK, remember?
Jay : Oh yeah, you wanted to marry Min.
Min : Whut? o_O
MD : shut up and suck.
Min : okay *goes back to where he was*
Sylar : Hey I want to rape too!
MD : ...wherethehelldidhecomefrom? o_o
Ando : YAY~! Com'here boy!
Sy : Yay~!
MD : ... I think we need a bigger net.
Jae : DAMN STRAIGHT WE DO! D:
MD : *slaps him to shut him up*

B: *drags an elephant-sized, lead-reinforced butterfly net*
Jae: Didn't know they make it like that.
B: Narnia has giant butterflies.
Min: Uhh...no they don't.
B: Let's just say they do, now GET IN HERE.
Everybody: *moves to the net*
Jae: *dragged to the net*
Ho: *raeps him*
Jae: *squeal*
B: All in a day's work. *sips tea while videocamming.*

MD : That's some epic butterfly net that you brought us here...
Jae : I STILL SAY THAT A BEDROOM WITH A REALLY BIG BED WOULD BE BETTER
Ho : *still humping* I...have...to...agree. *pants*
MD : ...YEAH BUT NO.
Chun : Why's that?
MD : Becky just brought you a brand new net. You could respect that at least.
Min : That's right. Thanks Umma! Thanks Oppa! *is being raep'd anyway*
MD : Good boy! :)
Jae : *grumbles* *is still raep'd*

B: AAAWWWW!!!! *runs to hug Minnie.*
Min: YAAAAY!!! *hugs back*
Su: *waits for me to finish hugging Min*
Chun: *waits for me to finish hugging Min*
Jay: *waits for me to finish hugging Min*
Sylar: *waits for me to finish hugging Min*
Tae: Look, look! *does dance solo*
SuChunJaySy: *eyes Tae*
B: OH NO WAY. *quickly grabs Tae and leaves*
SuChunJaySy: *back to raeping Min*
Tae: Why can't I do what they're doing?
B: HONEY, YOU'VE JUST ENROLLED HIGHSCHOOL. Those acts make your brains fizz.
Tae: Oh.
Su: *is still eyeing Tae*
B: I CAN SUE YOU FOR PEDOPHILE.

MD : JAY DAMN IT DON'T YOU THINK IT'S ENOUGH WITH INCEST ALREADY?
Jay : ...nope.
MD : *headwall*
Chun : Like if you cared in fact.
MD : I don't care, but Taemin is still too young. Is th same age as my sisters. Which means too young.
Su : You're weird.
MD : Fuck you.
Chun : I'D LIKE TO! :D *fucks Su*
MD : *facepalms* I think I never facepalmed so much in my whole life...

B: *high-fives you* My face could as well be as flat as pancakes by now.
Tae: What exactly are they doing?
B: Catching ducks.
Tae: Umma, I'm 15. I can read. I know what they're doing.
B: No, I am not joking with you. *points at the lake* those people are catching ducks.
Tae: Oh.
Jae: Wait, since when there's a lake?
B: Since smut isn't healthy for my youngest born. Tae, go feed the ducks
Tae: YAAAAAY!!~~
Jae: Nice excuse.
B: I know.
Chun: *raeping Su*
Ho: *raeping Jae*
JaySy: *raeping Min*
SuJaeMin: *Uke moans orchestra*
B: *listens intently*
Uke Orchestra: *Starts playing beethoven*

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