･ Soap Qui Peut! ･

B: Serves his libido right.
Tae: What's libido?
B: an eyeliner.
Tae: Huh?
B: Yeah, see? It's a new line. apparently it has better glows.
Tae: Ooohh....
Jae: We're in a cosmetic store right now?
Min: Guess so.
Jae: *squeals excitedly*
Min: *facepalm*
Jae: Umma, look at the new lipgloss!
B: *squeals indefinitely.*
Heechul: *is all over himself*
Ho: *notices the appearance of a SuJu member*
Chun: *is taking Shakira's number*
Su: *is hitting Chun for being such a playboy*
Hiro: *is a hot librarian*
Ando: *is with jay*
Jay: *is with you*
You: *is my hubby. <3*
B: Okay guys, time to bring in your choices!
Tae: *brings the kiwi-scented skin lotion.*
Min: *takes some healthy snacks*
Jae: *is carrying two big bags filled with god knows what*
Chun: *is carrying Shakira's cell phone number*
Su: *is planning to burn it*
Ho: *is carrying a broom*
Cashier Girl: And that brings the total to...$50,000 please.
Jae: Here you go. *gives her credit card*
Min: Wait, BoA-sunbae?
B: Ah yes, hi there.
Ho: KTHXBAI. *is scared of het*
Key: I'm not BoA.
Tae: Key-umma?
Key: Baby Tae?
B: Oh-oh. SHINee reunion.