B: *facepalm*
Tae: What are they doing, umma?
B: Belly dancing.
Tae: They don't really look like dancing.
B: You're looking at the wrong side of the studio, dear. *points at Shakira*
Tae: Wow. She's good.
B: Good. Now go, be straight, and ask her to teach you.
Tae: Yay!
Jae: Seriously? Belly dancing?
B: It's the only thing on my mind now. I have to think of something quick.
Jae: And it's belly dancing?
B: *feminine-hipthrust on Jae*
Jae: AAAAAAAA! *falls to the ground*
B: Meh.
Su: *masculine-hipthrust on me*
B: *feminine-hipthrust*
SuB: *hipthrust battle*


Shakira: Yes, yes, very good, do it like that.
Tae: *hipthrusting with extreme fluency*
Shakira: Ah, it's like watching myself dance. Orgasmic.
Tae: What's orgasmic?
Shakira: A type of leaf that makes you feel great.
Tae: Weed?
Shakira: No. Spinach. Now, more moves!
Tae: *back to hipthrusting*