oh YAYZ! ladies just wanna have fu~un...*started singing Cyndi Lauper*

Me: YES GOD I MEAN CHANGMIN. *dies of min-cuteness, but then comes back from the grave.* ohkei then, we'll just call Yunho to rape this cute thing then.
Jae: NOEEEESSSSS!!! COSMO! WANDA! HELP MEEE!
Me: No baby, they can't poof you out of a butterfly net. *winks evilly*
Jae: EXPECTO PATRONUM!
Me:.....that's not even the right spell.
Jae: CHANGMIN I WON'T COOK FOR YOU ANYMORE IF YOU DON'T LET THIS BITCH GET OFF ME!!!
Min: *shocked gasp*
Me: honey, I make steaks. for breakfast.
Min: Go rot, Jae.
Jae: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO