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[yue_akuma]

Gay guy trapped in a girl body. 26. Insane. Is sorry to be weird but is French. Yes it is related. Crazy. Hyper. Bouncy. Fangirly. BBW. Pansexual. Have Anger Management Issues. Loves Yokoyama Yuu and Murakami Shingo. Loves everything related to Asia. Former Professional Photographer. Webcoder/Webdesigner. Photoshop nerd. Can't live without music and fandom. Lazy. Writes fanfics. Slash/Yaoi addict. Dork/Geek/Gamer. Doesn't like Yamapi at all. Likes to claim that she doesn't like Ryo. Actually likes Ryo a bit. Is the Park Yoochun of the LJ DBSK OT5 Team. Loves a lot of TV shows. Is obsessive about Yoko and Hina. Hell, is in fact obsessive with a lot of things. Jay Chou is her Chinese husband. Park Yoochun is her Korean twin. Junno and Ryuhei are both her Japanese twins. Can be bitchy. Is fiancée, though not happily. Loves to spazz a lot. Loves colors like OMGWOAH. Sarcasms are her way of saying ILU. Zombies killer. Says IDK a lot. Has too many fandoms. Her sisters are her life. Swears too much. Can have crushes very easily. Acts like a 6 years old kid. Likes to make blinkies and stuff. Like to put a final S at stuffs. Is very random. Worships Stephen King's books. Loves to RP like mad. Yes Jin is still a KAT-TUN. Hello Kitty & Pucca lover. I wear a fez now, fezzes are cool. Sherlock addict. Recently hooked to The Walking Dead.




A S I A N ･ F A N D O M S
Yokoyama "Yuu" Kimitaka used to be the man of my life, deal with it. But now I've been self-proclaimed Murakami "Hina" Shingo's biggest fan; he's the man of my life, though he belongs to Yoko too. Any Hina hater will be hanged with my bare hands. Hina is my Gorilla and if you touch you die. I'm also a Yoko/Yasu slasher. Yasuda Shota is one of the cutest things in this world. Along with Maruyama Ryuhei. Did I told you my OT3 was Yoko/Hina/Maru? Well now you know. If you want to know my OT4, just take my OT3 and add Yasu. But Yasu also belongs to Shibutani Subaru and Ohkura Tadayoshi. Uh, in fact every Kanjani belongs to every Kanjani. TRUFAX, YO. Mmmmh, except Ryo. Nobody belongs to him. ROFL.
I'm also a rather protective KAT-TUN fan. No bashing allowed, except if it's humoristic. I'm crazy over Taguchi Junnosuke and Tanaka Koki. They belong to each other, yo. They also belong to Ueda Tatsuya and Nakamaru Yuichi. Who belong also to each other. Simply put : TTUN = OT4. Maru is the best beat-boxer in the world, deal with it. Uepi's smile makes me faint from happiness. Akanishi Jin and Kamenashi Kazuya are awesome too. Jin is the best singer. Kame is... Kame. You can guess I like Akame a bit less than the others, but I love them anyway. Every KAT-TUN member belongs to every KAT-TUN member. And some KAT-TUN members belong to some Kanjani8 members. For example, Junno belongs to Yoko and Tacchon, yo. Maru+Maru are awesome. Koki belongs to Subassan. Jin belongs to Yoko too. In fact, everybody belongs to Yoko. But not you. Only me and his mates from Johnny's. And a few others.
I'm a die hard DBSK fangirl too. No touchy, they're under my protection. You can fangirl over them but don't bash, or I'll kill you myself. Park "Micky" Yoochun is my alter-ego and my Korean twin. He belongs to Kim "Xiah" Junsu and Shim "Max" Changmin. Who both belong to him too. Junsu is a nice giggling dolphin. Changmin is the perfect geek, bow before his snarkyness. Kim "Hero" Jaejoong is the umma of the team, and he's also pretty. Jung Yunho is the annoying uncle. But he's cool too, and is sexy. Don't forget to Always Keep The Faith, because DBSK is awesome. All for one, one for all.
Continuing on the Korean trend, I'm a Big Bang fan; special bias award goes to the Choom T.O.P. -- Choi Seunghyun -- followed closely by Daesung. I'm also a long-time G-Dragon liker. Seungri is the cute button of the team. I don't care much about Taeyang, but he's sexy.
Along with those, I'm also (kind of) a Arashi lover, kinda. Sakurai Sho is the most sexy Keio graduate in the world. He's also the King of Squirrels, don't ask. His German alter-ego will understand. I'm also in denial of loving Ohno Satoshi. He's my Fishboy. If you see me saying he's boring, don't worry, it's my way of telling how awesome he is. Aiba Masaki makes me smile. He's cute and dorky and I like him. Matsumoto Jun is a pretty and hot princess. Ninomiya Kazunari is just a ghost. I don't care about him most of the time. Yamapair is my favorite pair. They're just too awesome together.
Always related to JE, I'm fond of Ikuta Toma and Jimmy Mackey, yo. As for other units, I like Nagase Tomoya, Matsuoka Masahiro and Kokubun Taichi from TOKIO, Okada Junichi and Miyake Ken from V6, and Nakai Masahiro and Kimura Takuya from SMAP. Be warned that Nakai-san is my senpai and my laugh belongs to him. I am starting to like NEWS now that Yamapi is gone; I like Shige and Massu a lot though, and Tegoshi and Koyama are just too cute. I'm also crushing on some juniors, and my overall favorite is Kiriyama Akito from B.A.D. I also like Uchi Hiroki, for obvious reasons, all reunited in a word beginning in Kan and ending in Jani8, and also because he's a great actor.
These days, you'll also find me being crazy about Shirota Yu (Papi), but don't be afraid, I'm just ready to kidnap him anytime.
Finally, I'm crushing on a lot of Chinese / Taiwanese / Korean guys. Though, the one who dominates all the others (except Yoko) is called Jay Chou. He's my Taiwanese husband. If you see me telling he's Chinese, don't worry. I'm also deeply in love with JJ Lin's, Jones Shi's and S.H.E's music. My Korean crush is called Wheesung. I also like Super Junior, SNSD, T-ARA, Brown Eyed Girls, KARA and f(x). Plus a lot more from various places, namely Alex Wu, Vanness, KangTa, Nicolas Tse, Rin', RIZE, UVERworld, Kagrra, Dir en Grey, Fahrenheit, etc... The list can go on indefinitely.



DATAS
Name : Deborah (real one), Mac DyE (internet/artistic one)
Japanese Name : Yakaebashi Mako -　谷替刃支　誠
Chinese Name : Li Da-Xia - 李 大狭
Korean Name : Kho DongMin - 고 동민
Nicknames : MD, Debby, Mac, Röminet, Bibi, Chunnie, Hubby, Yokocho, Mako, Makopon, Ohotesy, Master, etc...
Age / birthday : 24 25 oh shit, 26 / june 28. I don't care, I'm forever 21.
Place : somewhere in the south west of France
Gender : gay guy trapped in a girl body (means female)
Bloodtype : AB
Occupation : webdesigner / photographer / lazy ass
Status : fiancée. duh.

PSYCHO-THINGS
What's your philosophy on life? it's like a big MMORPG video game, but i hacked the source code of my character
Is the bottle half-full or half-empty? whatever liquid in the bottle is at the middle
Which country is your spiritual home? Israel from my mom, Ireland & Scotland from my dad
What do you think about the world? it's round and a bit messy, but it's not so bad
What is a cookie? a thing you get when you come to the dark side... or a wrong way to pronounce Koki.

FAVOURITES
Color(s) : #33ffcc (teals, blues, greens, purples and pinks)
Movie : Avatar & The Lord of the Ring trilogy & Star Wars (the old trilogy) & Nightwatch + a lot more
Book : Cell by Stephen King (basically, anything full of fantastic or/and written by Stephen King, JRR Tolkien or J.C. Grangé makes me happy)
Mangas : Sailor Moon & Gensomaden Saiyuki + a lot more
Video game(s) : Kingdom Hearts II & Persona3 & Burnout & Dance Dance Revolution + a lot more
Sports : swimming & baseball
Food : Ice cream & Asian food (especially instant noodles)
Season : Fall
Weather : rain
Disney Characters : Marie from The Aristocats & Wall-E, Eve & M-O from Wall-E

OTHERS
Dramas & TV shows : House MD, Can!jani, Cartoon KAT-TUN, CSI:NY, Doctor Who (11th Doctor), Four Kings, Fringe (only saw a few episodes), Gokusen 2, Guests of the Room 0, Heroes, Ike Ike Ikemen, JOKER, Kaamelott, Kampani, Konkatsu!, Legend of the Seeker, My Boss My Hero, My Girl, NCIS, Queer as Folk US, Quizz Show 2, Rescue, Sanctuary, Sherlock (BBC), Stargate SG1, Stargate Atlantis, Smallville (up to season 4), Supernatural, Tatta Hitotsu no Koi, Tokkyu Tanaka San Go, Ugly Betty, Yamanade, Yukan Club, etc... (to be updated)
Music : (to be completed)

My Fantasy World : (to be updated/completed)
Gods : Sean Bean, Harrison Ford, Richard Dean Anderson, Dennis Quaid, Jeff Goldblum, David Thewlis
Angels : Ryan Robbins, Konstantin Khabensky, Seth Green, Zachary Quinto, Kavan Smith, David Nykl
King : Yokoyama Yuu
Wise Counsellor : Viggo Mortenssen
War Counsellor : Jay Chou
Fools : Seann William Scott, Simon Pegg & Nick Frost
Pope (not so angelic) : Ewan McGregor
Knights : ...
Demon & Vampire Hunter : Jared Padalecki & Jeffrey Dean Morgan

My Web Family : (to be completed)
My sister (even in real life) : ilovejunno
My best friend (even in real life) : nanalizarazu
My Folasses : syla_loindela, mimi_la_fee, dexash
My step-sister : kaliweir belle-soeur d'amûûûr
My CUPCAEKZ : ravyn_ashling
Teh Wifey : 7thbullet
Teh Mini-Wifey : moonshinefaerie
• When I'm Yoochun :
My ex-wifey, who's also my Changmin : orangesalad ♥
My Junsu : cutieroo_211
My Jaejoong : mimz_song
My Yunho : 3ternallove
• When I'm Koki :
My Kazu : fluffyyaoi
• When I'm Maru :
My Tacchon : yadaeighter
My Subaru : moka_n_waffles
• When I'm Yoko :
My Hina : bulibulipsycho
My Sho, who's also the Tohotesy* to my Ohotesy** : bunny_d_kate
• When I'm Hina :
My Yasu : kazukiayuuma
My Maru : zukkii
• When I'm Keii-chan :
My Shige : bethycool
• When I'm Miroku :
My Seishiro : yokoist


FANDOMS/BANDOMS (to be completed/updated)
Current crush : Yokoyama Yuu & Murakami Shingo from Kanjani8 ♥
Current favorite pairing : Murakami Shingo/Yokoyama Yuu (+ Murakami Shingo/Ohkura Tadayoshi)

DBSK
Fav. song(s) : Secret Game & Rising Sun + a lot more
Fav. MV/PV : Survivor & BREAK OUT
Fav. member(s) : Park Yoochun, Kim Junsu & Shim Changmin
Fav. pairing(s) : YooMin, YooSu, JaeSu, HoMin, YooJae, MinSu, 2U
Fav. OT3(s) : YooSuMin, JaeMinSu, YooMinHo

KAT-TUN
Fav. song(s) : 7 DAYS BATTLE, FALL DOWN & LIPS + a lot more
Fav. MV/PV : RESCUE & NO MORE PAIN
Fav. member(s) : Taguchi Junnosuke, Tanaka Koki, Nakamaru Yuichi, Ueda Tatsuya
Fav. pairing(s) : Kokunno, Naka², Kokame, JunDa, MaruDa, MaruNo, KameNo, JinRu, JinNo, KoJin, KameDa, etc...
Fav. OT3(s) : TaNaKaNo, MaruDaNo, TaNaKaDa, KoJunDa, AkameDa, AkameNo, TaNaKaNishi, KoKameNo, KoJinDa, ect...
Fav. OT4(s) : TTUN (aka Koki/Junno/Maru/Uepi)

Kanjani8
Fav. song(s) : I to U, Ukiyo Odoribito, Brulée & Kicyu
Fav. MV/PV : Musekinin Hero, Ukiyo Odoribito & You Can See
Fav. member(s) : Yokoyama Yuu, Murakami Shingo, Yasuda Shota, Maruyama Ryuhei, Shibutani Subaru, Ohkura Tadayoshi
Fav. pairing(s) : YokoHina, YokoYasu, BaruHina, MaruHina, Subassan, MaruKura, YokoMaru, YokoBaru, YokoKura, MaruBaru, HinaYasu, HinaKura, etc...
Fav. OT3(s) : YokoMaruHina, YokoBaruYasu, YokoMaruBaru, HinaMaruYasu, HinaMaruKhura, BaruMaruYasu, HinaYasuKura, etc...
Fav. OT4(s) : YokoMaruBaruHina, YokoBaruYasuMaru, YokoKhuraBaruYasu, MaruBaruHinaYasu, HinaKuraMaruBaru, ect...

Arashi
Fav. song(s) : Tokei Jikkake no Umbrella, Troublemaker & Mou Ippo
Fav. MV/PV : Happiness & Kitto Daijobu
Fav. member(s) : Sakurai Sho, Ohno Satoshi, Aiba Masaki, Matsumoto Jun
Fav. pairing(s) : YamaPair, Juntoshi, Sakuraiba, MatsuBa, MatsuKurai
Fav. OT3(s) : OhSakurAiba, Yamapair+Jun

Big Bang
Fav. song(s) : Gara Gara GO!!, HIGH HIGH & Thank You & You
Fav. MV/PV : HIGH HIGH & TONIGHT
Fav. member(s) : TOP, Daesung, G-Dragon, Seungri
Fav. pairing(s) : ToDae, GTop, Gri, DaeRi, GTae.
Fav. OT3(s) : ToDaeRi, G-ToDae

Other pairings : Yoko/Junno, Junno/Changmin, Jay Chou/Yoochun, Jay Chou/Changmin, Yoko/Sho, Jay Chou/Wheesung, Nakai/Uepi, Nagase/Koki, Koki/Tegoshi, Jin/Koyama, Nakamaru/Koyama, Tegoshi/Masuda, Koyama/Shige, Koki/Yasu, Ryo/Uchi, Hina/Uchi, Yoko/Aiba, Yoko/Ohno, etc...

MORE TO COME LATER



*Tohotesy : The Other Half Of The European Sho-Yoko
**Ohotesy: One Half Of The European Sho-Yoko


Welcome in my crazy world.
Do not hesitate to talk. I don't bite. Well not often.